He left his foot on the clutch!
2006-12-04 06:48:53 · 14 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I did hear about him actually!!! This is the same guy that got thrown out of the colony for dunking his bread roll into someone elses head.
2006-12-04 06:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and after he played poker he went to an ice skating match
there was a face off in the corner
and how do you know when a leper has had a shower?
the bar of soap got bigger
2006-12-04 15:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Afterwards he went to the leper poker championships. His opponent threw down his hand, so he then laughed his head off.
2006-12-04 14:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I bet he fell apart because he failed
2006-12-04 15:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by burtbb0912 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one liner! I'm always appreciative of those.
2006-12-04 16:25:53 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad what do you call a woman with a slate stuck in her head? roof
2006-12-04 14:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by lesliethrelfall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you got a speech impediment or am I thick ?
2006-12-04 17:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I dont get that one
2006-12-04 15:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Red Devil Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but silly!
2006-12-04 14:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That didn't tickle me, I'm afraid!
2006-12-04 16:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋