A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied... "The balcony."
2006-12-04 06:39:45 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a briliant joke. i loved it....you are so the master...
2006-12-04 07:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u got a cross between a laugh and a groan from me lol
2006-12-04 14:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by Mistress j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible.
2006-12-04 14:42:37 · answer #3 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before but i'ts a great joke, a classic in fact, well done.
2006-12-04 15:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha have heard before but i like!
2006-12-04 14:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by fr3aky_lb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pity he wasn't in the stalls !
2006-12-04 17:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that's funny as hell! Nice one.
2006-12-04 16:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i think i've heard it because it sounds familiar but it's still funny.
2006-12-04 14:49:45 · answer #8 · answered by rachell ♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe! T'was an amusing joke :o)
2006-12-04 14:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mikey B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it, just not funny
2006-12-04 14:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋