1. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
3. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
5. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
6. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
7. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
8. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
10. So uh, you on the take or what?
11. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
12. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
13. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
14. Officer, could you hold my beer so I can get my lisence out.
2006-12-04 06:31:58 · 17 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep, I'm thinking a cop would not think those were too funny, I did thou
2006-12-04 06:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I know you, your the guy in the picture on night stand of this lady I used to bang at only certain times of the day, oh and I see you have the same last name too
2006-12-04 21:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by hypro1122 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I truly love number 4 and 14 and 6...how funny
2006-12-04 14:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#15. I'm Bin Ladin. Hear you've been looking for me.
2006-12-04 14:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the bumper sticker "Bad cop...no donut!"
2006-12-04 14:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by samthecatrocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all terrific!! Nice list.
2006-12-04 16:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see you've been eating more than your share of the doughnuts.
2006-12-04 14:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by happytraveler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luv #12,13-haha!!! 14 was funny as well as long as it doesnt happen in real life(hopefull it nvr will) LOL.
2006-12-04 14:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by Cr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff!
2006-12-04 14:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool, that's worth printing out.
2006-12-04 14:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋