A blonde walks into a bar and goes straight into the toilets. She comes out and starts flirting with the barman. First she runs her hand's down his shirt, then she gently caresses his hair and beard, then she puts two of her fingers in the barman's mouth to suck.
She then walks out of the bar and calls back
"pass on a message to the manager, the ladies is out of toilet roll"
2006-12-04 06:30:34 · 17 answers · asked by Rubber * Duckie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, yeh I remember this joke ewwww haha but ewww
2006-12-04 06:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was very remiss of her to go into that bar and use their facilities without buying a drink. There's too much of this sort of behavior going on.
2006-12-04 07:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by burtbb0912 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol - Good one! Must remember that next time there is no loo roll!!!
2006-12-04 06:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by Julie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was nasty but I wouldn't hold it passed some guys to like it.
2006-12-04 18:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by Love Child 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye i was that barman i though i was taking the piss
2006-12-04 10:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lousy.
2006-12-04 06:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, guess blondes aren't as dumb as most people think.
2006-12-04 08:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha haha haha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha has ha h ah h ah h h h
2006-12-04 11:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by **POPULAR!** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!!
2006-12-04 06:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by adrian9402 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is f*****g funny!! lol.
2006-12-06 20:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋