Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just ain't gonna be your day."
2006-12-04 06:30:06 · 18 answers · asked by mefussa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 08:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually quite funny - made me smile anyway!
2006-12-04 06:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha bloody ha hahahahahahaha
that excellent
lmao
2006-12-04 06:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh.. No offence to anyone.. But I would seriously start crying.. o_O.. lol..
2006-12-04 06:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooooh, that's bad, you're a baaaaad boy. Now, go to your room.
2006-12-04 06:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhh gd joke
2006-12-06 08:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Manc lad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're intoxicated.
2006-12-04 06:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes me giggle very funny
2006-12-04 06:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by :) Anfield 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!! Squeal like a pig!!!
2006-12-04 06:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo funny
2006-12-04 06:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋