2006-12-04 06:29:38 · 15 answers · asked by Atheist 4 Jesus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes yes yes, "he only comes once a year" AND...?
you've missed half the punchline!
2006-12-04 06:38:25 · update #1
because he only comes once a year and thats down a chimmney
2006-12-04 07:05:57 · answer #1 · answered by nelster 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't, those elves are really abducted children from all over the world. If you lose a child for an extended period of time just check the north pole, you'll be sure to find them.
2006-12-04 08:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so like where or who is Mother Christmas?????? You need a Mother Christmas to co-join with Father Christmas to make Baby Christmases.
2006-12-04 06:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The christmas changes with the year and father christmas might someone different next year
2006-12-04 06:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he already has too many elves to look after, those little blighters are much more of a handful than children!
2006-12-04 06:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by mad_caesar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because he only comes once a year.
2006-12-04 06:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nelsons right. he only comes once a year and its down a chimney
2006-12-06 08:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by Manc lad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chimneys aren't fertile!
2006-12-04 09:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by rjr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He hates kids
2006-12-04 09:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is too busy with other peoples
2006-12-04 06:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Mangy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋