Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''
2006-12-04 06:28:20 · 10 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, I always appreciate a good blonde joke.
2006-12-04 09:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! this is super. Did u made this up all by employing urself? then hats off to you. If u did no longer then thank you for posting this lovable shaggy dog tale. ROCK the international with such cool and humorous jokes this is a superstar for u.
2016-10-14 00:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by dusik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2006-12-04 06:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very obvious, but still funny. Liz must be a blonde.
2006-12-04 09:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny but saw it comin a mile away
2006-12-04 06:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!!!
2006-12-04 08:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-04 06:36:48 · answer #7 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep,,,,lol
2006-12-04 06:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-04 06:34:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-04 06:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋