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I know this is old but it still makes me laugh..

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat!"

Little Johnny replied. "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Well sonny, did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own f*cking business!"

2006-12-04 06:25:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

that was tight
i give you some props
keep up the good work
much love
gangsta girl

2006-12-04 07:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 1 1

6/10

2006-12-04 14:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by Adri 4 · 0 0

Ha ha hah nice one mate short an sweet lol

2006-12-04 14:28:16 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 2 0

Nice.

2006-12-04 14:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by francesfarmer 3 · 1 0

Nice one. Made me laugh.

2006-12-04 17:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1 0

johnny is always naughty,,, he needs a spanking and sent to his room,,, but he always gives me a chuckle,,,Thanks

2006-12-04 14:42:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

its ok lol 8/10

2006-12-04 14:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Heheheheheheh Little johnny is crazy!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-04 14:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by LIZ 3 · 1 0

hahahaha may i ask u something
is it a joke ?lol

2006-12-04 14:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by micho 7 · 1 0

cute

2006-12-04 14:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 1 0

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