A man is out drinking all night and finally comes home, three sheets to the wind, holding a sheep under his arm. He can't even let himself in, so he starts pounding on the door. His wife, very furious at him, answers the door and demands to know where he's been all night.
The drunk man says, "I just wanted you to see the pig that I've been sleeping with!"
His wife says, "You idiot, you're so drunk that you don't even know that thats a sheep"
The man says "I was talking to the sheep!"
2006-12-04 06:24:56 · 4 answers · asked by thuglife 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewwwww... bestiality is gross, and HILARIOUS!!!
2006-12-04 09:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasen't that funny
you should try something else
a different style of jokes
2006-12-04 07:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not the best. made me chuckle tho
2006-12-04 06:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by matty_super_g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one. it made i larf.
2006-12-04 06:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by cheekkkychik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋