A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2006-12-04 06:24:09 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke. I would have answered earlier but it is hard to type with just my left hand.
2006-12-04 06:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Scott C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-04 06:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Awesome!!! He deservers an answer like that!! I always hated those people in class!
2006-12-04 08:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
damn
now thats what you call potential
much love
gangsta girl
2006-12-04 07:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-12-04 06:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww... that poor kid, he just got his *** handed to him. Funny as hell!!!
2006-12-04 09:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious..I certainly wasn't expecting that ending.
2006-12-04 06:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up for the teacher,,, that was funny,,,
2006-12-04 06:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are really a cowboy hahaha
2006-12-04 06:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!!!!!!!1
2006-12-04 07:17:53 · answer #10 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋