2006-12-04 06:24:03 · 3 answers · asked by tysexy25 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I was in college at the time, and was partying with the guys at a bar in Boston. I saw a very pretty girl at a table with what had to be her friends. I walked over to the pretty blonde coed and, looking into her eyes said: "I'm so sorry...", with real sincerity.
She smiled and asked me what I was sorry about.
"I'm sorry that I made you get so wet when you saw me, and we haven't even kissed yet. Will you forgive me?"
She laughed, stood up from her chair and kissed me. After the kiss she said, "Now that we've got that out of the way, what are you gonna do about that wetness?"
I whispered to her my plan, and we left right then for my place.
2006-12-04 06:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by The Mystic One 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok...this really hot bartender told me that a guy came up to her and used this line and it worked!
Him: "Are you coming to the Barbecue?"
Her: "What barbecue?"
Him: "The one where I put my meat on your grill!"
Why she would ever date a guy who used this line is beyond me!!
Ok...the guy below me is TOTALLY lying!
Anyways...here's a great way to pick up a waitress.
You: (While looking at the menu) "Can I have anything on the menu?"
Waitress: "Of course you can."
You: (Placing Menu on the floor) "Will you stand on that for me?"
2006-12-04 14:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Italian_Guy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is your father an alien? 'cause you are out of this world (j/k)
2006-12-04 14:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by Diagonal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋