A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He explains to the new owner, a blonde "Remember now, you say, "Praise the Lord" to go and "Amen" to stop."
"Okay, I've got it!" the blonde says, and says, "Giddap" to no result. "Oh yeah, Praise the Lord" she says, and the horse starts off. This is nice, but I'd like to go a bit faster, she says to herself, so she says, "Praise the Lord" again, and goes a bit faster. This continues a few more times until she is running along very fast. There is a cliff ahead.
"Stop, Whoa, Stop, Oh yeah, Amen!!!!!"
The horse stops an inch from the edge of the cliff.
The blonde wipes her brow and sighs, "Praise the Lord".
2006-12-04 06:22:40 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it!!! Those are always the best!!!
2006-12-04 08:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... but she deserves to fall off the cliff for that one.
2006-12-04 09:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny just reading, but would be great on a sketch show.
2006-12-04 06:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is a blonde for ya.
2006-12-04 06:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Marilyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute ! and amen to that !
2006-12-04 06:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And over she goooooooooes
2006-12-04 06:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-12-04 06:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-12-04 06:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by G-Unit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why blondes gotta be so stupid?
l.o.l
2006-12-04 07:08:00 · answer #9 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not
2006-12-04 06:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋