A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"
Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes."
Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm STARVING!"
2006-12-04 06:16:39 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 on a roll again lmao
2006-12-04 06:18:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-04 14:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Marilyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now listen ploppypants that is a good jokeand i am givin you the thumb up.in future dont diss mine ok.lol
2006-12-04 14:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2006-12-04 14:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by oopsydaisy500 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again not AS funny as the dog sh*t one..
2006-12-04 14:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-04 14:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she got up for a stiff drink...... good joke
2006-12-04 14:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. made me hungry.
2006-12-04 14:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
2006-12-04 14:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by ball in 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that'll work, also.
2006-12-04 14:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋