A husband comes home from work on Friday and says to his wife "you got three choices and have to chose one. You can go camping with me this weekend, give me a bl*wjob, or take it up the a*s".
Wife thinks and replies: "I hate camping with you. Getting f*cked up the a*s hurts. So I will give you a bl*wjob". Hubby says:"Great!" and drops his pants. His wife starts blowing him. About 20 seconds after she stops, looks up at him and says: "Your dick tastes like dog sh*t!". He replies: "Well, honey, you see, our dog didn't want to go camping either".
2006-12-04 06:11:46 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur on a roll babe
2006-12-04 08:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a cracker pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 06:15:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take it the way the dog did
2006-12-04 06:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny in a sick kind of way.
2006-12-04 06:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by Red Devil Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKAY---I am waiting for the funny part. So far this is truly digusting.
2006-12-04 06:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-04 06:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT!!!!!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
2006-12-04 06:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey... that happend to me last weekend too!
2006-12-04 06:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny, but i have been told I am touched!!!!!
2006-12-04 06:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by chutney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny!
2006-12-04 06:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by Nat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋