One time this guy went to a bar to hang out with some friends. After a few drinks, he decides that he should start heading home because he didn't want his wife to know he'd been drinking, and more so, wanted not to barf all over himself. So he tells his freinds he's gonna go home, but they say "No man! come on, just have one more, if you throw up, i'll give you 10 bucks and you can just say it was the guy next to you." So he took one more drink and ended up throwing up all over himself. so he goes home and sees his wife sitting on the couch and she sees him with the puke all over his shirt. immediately he says, "Hey don't worry, it was the guy next to me and he gave me 10 bucks to spend on a new shirt. so his wife reaches in his pocket and pulls out the money. "But this is only a 20 dollar bill. I thought he gave you 10?" "I know, He crapped in my pants too."
2006-12-04 05:56:20 · 5 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi ploppy see your at it again, nice one 10/10 lol lol
2006-12-04 06:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a ripper pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 06:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not in my opinion...poor effort, sorry.
2006-12-04 06:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by b0red0fitall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my chuckle muscle is laughing....
2006-12-04 05:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... thanks for the chuckle
2006-12-04 06:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋