A business man was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to
hospital. Just before he was put under,the surgeon popped in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news " says the surgeon.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"The good news, I have another one to replace it, but it's a womans arm!"
"Carry on" says the man."As long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and 6 months later the business man was out on the
golf course and he bumped into the surgeon who opperated on him.
"Hi, hows the arm?" askes the surgeon.
"Great" says the business man. "My golf has improved and my handicap is
down, but every time I go for a piss, the bloody thing wont let go!!"
2006-12-04 05:54:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, cheers
2006-12-04 05:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
any woman ive ever know has been rather slow to go down there the shy creatures.
2006-12-04 14:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...funny
2006-12-04 13:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats funny
2006-12-04 14:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, when he masterbates its like he's getting a hand job HAHA
2006-12-04 13:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Cute!
2006-12-04 13:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute now if i just had a guys arm ?????
2006-12-04 16:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so he can pleasure himself and it actually be a woman.... cool.
2006-12-04 14:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha,, my socks have laughed off.
2006-12-04 13:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋