Ok people.. This is the battle of the lame jokes.. Tell me at max 2 of your lamest jokes.. And the lamest wins.. Simple.. But it has got to make sense don't forget..
Racist jokes or any other form of discriminative jokes are ok as long as it's only a joke and you make that statement clear..
Here's one.. 'Why did the turtle cross the road..? To get to the Shell Station..' and the riddle/joke I said was lame, in my previous question..
2006-12-04 05:34:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In case you didn't see my last question.. This is the lame one..
'There was a man in a room, with no doors, no windows, and no ceiling.. There was a torch there and a ladder on the wall outside of the room.. How did he get out..?'
A: 'He climbed the beam of light..' Now that was pretty lame.. o_O
2006-12-04 05:35:53 · update #1
haha 'have a nice day'
2006-12-04 05:39:29 · update #2
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
No need 2 cry about it
Why didn't the skeleton go to the christmas party?
He had no BODY to go with
My 2 lamest jokes
2006-12-04 06:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this one could be offensive I guess, it's only a joke though!
Once in a mental hospital, there was a rush of patients coming in close to Christmas, so the doctors decided they should figure out who was the least mental, and let some of them go home for Christmas. So they picked out 3 patients who didn't seem to be too bad.
One by one, they called them to the doctor's office.
The first one came in. They asked him his name, and he knew it. He also knew the date, and who the prime minister was. So, for the final test, the doctor switched on a torch and held the beam straight up.
"Can you climb up this pole?" he asked the patient.
The patient tried to climb it, and was therefore deemed too mental to go home. So they called in the next guy.
He got the questions right too, but when it came to the final test, he also tried to climb the 'pole', and was deemed too mental to go home.
So they called in the third guy.
He knew his name, and he knew the date. He knew who the prime minister was. So then it came to the final test.
The doctor switched on the torch and asked him if he could climb the pole.
"Don't be ridiculous, " said the patient.
So he was allowed to go home, and off he went.
It was a shame that as he left the building, no one heard him mutter to himself "do they think I'm stupid? I'd have got half way up and he'd have turned it off!"
:D
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Is that lame enough?
2006-12-04 05:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the girl throw butter out of the window?
she wanted to see a butterfly.
why was 6 afraid of 7?
cuz 7 8 9.
2006-12-04 05:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by Kris 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Whats white and swings through the jungle?
A: Tarzan the fridge
Q: What has 4 legs and if it jumps out of a tree will kill you?
A: A snooker table
2006-12-04 05:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
:-)
2006-12-04 05:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
these are the lamest ones I've heard:
Q. What happens if you throw a hat into the water?
A. It gets wet!
Q. Why can't Fred ride a bike?
A. Because Fred's a fish!
2006-12-04 05:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by i totally agree with you!! not 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field
Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke
(last one courtesy of my 3 year old)
2006-12-04 05:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A robber walks into a bank. He holds a stick over his head and says, this is a stick up.
Why did the boy bubble chase the girl bubble? He wanted to see her bust.
2006-12-04 05:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by n317537 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This one is just strange...........
A man goes into a bakery : Can I have a loaf of bread please?
Bakery assistant :Certainly, Sir, would you like white or brown?
Man: It doesn't matter, I've got my bike outside
?????? what is that all about??? and what's worse, I still laugh....
2006-12-04 05:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by queenofspades 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what is huge, has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree onto your head it would kill you???
a snooker table
or
what do you call a black man at the front of an aeroplane???
he is the pilot - what are you racist???
lol
:-)
2006-12-04 06:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋