A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "If neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes.
"Hey, what the hell is happening?!?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little f--ker!"
2006-12-04 05:30:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It won't let me give you 10 thumbs up!!
oh my gosh that was hilarious 10/10
2006-12-04 05:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-04 05:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-12-04 05:34:42 · answer #3 · answered by Red Devil Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny as usual xx
2006-12-04 06:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud....cant put "lol" coz i got a violation notice for putting that a few weeks ago!!!
2006-12-04 05:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh cute
2006-12-04 08:56:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-04 05:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by Marcus&Egypt's Mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent lol.
2006-12-04 05:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's quite funny!
2006-12-04 05:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i liked this one the best....
2006-12-04 06:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋