Is he mad?? Who created the universe and all in it? Who has spoken and converted many non-believers (Atheists) to Pastifarianism?? Who has promised beer volcanoes, endless pasta and parmasan, carbs galore, a stripper factory, to all who believe!!
It's your loss if you do not believe, Yes Man!
2006-12-04 05:29:42 · 11 answers · asked by fsm_lord.of_all 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Proof not proff....the FSm is so angry at this blasphemy she cannot type!
2006-12-04 05:31:16 · update #1
Yes man ye should not even need proof of my existance--I am here, I have an account, I have proved my existance beoynd a doubt! Without me ye would not even be here, so repent!
2006-12-04 05:38:53 · update #2
i think if anyone ever believed in the FSM...will change his mind immediately when he reads your question !!!!
2006-12-04 05:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by dewymaiden 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FSM - while I am woo'd to your philosophies by the enticement of strippers and endless pasta bowls, Im not much of a beer guy.... May I still worship you, or must I make the first Reformed Church of the FSM? I mean,, is the beer really necessary? If so, Im rebelling..... I cant take the yeasty goodness...
2006-12-04 13:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am so sorry you have been mis led...you are just a fig mint of you're own imagination. Or else you have fallen into the beer volcanoe
2006-12-04 13:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by idahomike2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...did I make you maddy-waddy? It's ok. Be nice. Clean up the kitchen. Throw away the bottles and clear the tables of the shake left over.
If you can, make my phone ring and doorbell sound in 5 minutes. If not, you are false. Yes, I am testing their god.
2006-12-04 13:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thy pasta and sauce is thine proof, my lord.
2006-12-04 13:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by Radagast97 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey...what about WO-man???
2006-12-04 13:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WE NEED NO FURTHER PROOF. ALL HAIL THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
http://asignfromabove.ytmnd.com/
2006-12-04 13:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by spewing_originality 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Does your mother know you're still up? Talk about your childish nonsense....yeeeesh.
2006-12-04 13:34:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Whom should I respond if you don't exist?
2006-12-04 13:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by John 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....hail carbs!
2006-12-04 13:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by Vtmtnman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋