Pastafarian heaven is WAY better. It has a stripper factory AND a beer volcano. If you are interested in learning the truth then join us at www.venganza.org
2006-12-04 05:25:20 · 10 answers · asked by Ilikepie 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WWCBD (what would Chef Boyardee do)
2006-12-04 05:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by uncle J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would I want to go to christian heaven. First of all, everyone in no matter who had once been, that wants to go to the heavens, everyone in their hearts somewhere and in evil conditions that even everyone in wickedness wants to go heaven, everyone somewhere in this dark universe wants to go heaven, I want to go heaven but i'm kicked out. Pastafarian heaven is a false heaven, but in the whole universe no one has gone up to heaven but God, Elijah, Enoch who walked with God, by the way he's one of our ancestors, and who knows who's been to heaven but those who was already there. Universe is the whole being of heaven, so you're already in heaven somewhere. Heaven also includes the solar systen, and the smallest thing in front of your eyes all the time, and that how much you have used distance and the whole thing is that still i'm kicked out. I'm kicked out, there's no way to get to heaven, not even a milimeter of heaven then i'll die. heaven is too far away from you and you can't get up there, you'll be like trying your hardest to go up there but your just, plained gravitational activity going on in your household. Heaven is the whole universe, the thing called hell is the floor of the universe, meaning there's special floor to protect you from the thing that God made called Hell. in the universe that will not open the fire that no one can be able to go back to its life beings. Ever since the floor of the universe, then there's Hell from the bottom of the floor to its none stop distance more down under causing the floor to be flat to its none stop distance, bytheway, there's Hell comets as well, reason the thing called Hell comets is because the fire of sulfur is an adequate complete life reducing thing. So if you run over hell with your car, the car would be erased and bytherefore, you are out of the life God has given.
2006-12-04 05:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by tammuzjune 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... No. stripper factory? I don't care about strippers anyway! Although... it sounds a mite bit better than the heaven full of christians all standing around grinning and talking about how much they love jesus and don't those atheists and anyone who doesn't love jesus deserve to burn in hell for their amusement. Still not interested in yours though. I said a mite bit better.
2006-12-04 05:31:50 · answer #3 · answered by spirenteh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, Spirenteh you need to read more of the bible if you think that is what heaven is about. Grow up will you?
2006-12-04 05:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by Patti T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But, I don't care to watch strippers and I do not drink. So, it sounds so boring.
2006-12-04 05:31:49 · answer #5 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen !
Pastafarian unite !
2006-12-04 05:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its the only choice other than hell, so of course I would.
2006-12-04 06:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are nuts
2006-12-04 05:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way better dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-04 05:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by Dereck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks. I'll pass
2006-12-04 05:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by idahomike2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋