2006-12-04 05:09:29 · 28 answers · asked by Apprintance Gore Unlimited! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
give it to them on a spoon. they will be so busy trying to get it off the roof of your mouth you'll be able to hi-jack their craft and escape.
LMAO
2006-12-04 05:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what the anthropologists sometimes do: Lie and tell them it's dog doo. Napoleon Chagnon, a famous anthropologist, who lived with the Yanomamo Indians of Brazil, found that there were TWO foods they didn't demand he share: peanut butter and hot dogs. Guess what they thought THOSE were! So, this poor guy was condemned for a long time to eating mostly those two things.
2006-12-04 13:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by RandomGonzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With bananas, of course ! everybody knows that aliens hate bananas ! make a circle of bananas and sit in the middle wearing a space suit ! they won t dare to tough u or your peanut butter !!!
2006-12-04 13:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by fake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer to trade them a case of peanut butter for plans to the faster than light drive.
And hope they don't have any nut allergies.....
2006-12-04 13:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you could always look for the special prize that is found one in every 100,000 peanut butter packages, i think it is some sort of ultimate alien destroying weapon... or you could just eat all the peanut butter and stick your tong out at them...
2006-12-04 13:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by nik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spread jelly out on the ground making it impossible for the aliens to follow your escape.
2006-12-04 13:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Boilerfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show your blood to them, Aliens are afraid of Human Blood. Just make a long cut on your arm.
2006-12-04 13:13:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take them to the grocery store then to the distribution center and then to the peanut butter manufacturing plant. perhaps this will satisfy them.
2006-12-04 13:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them your peanut butter. Support interplanetary peace and cooperation.
2006-12-04 13:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by dancinghawk_wolf 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
share it in the name of international peace and cooperation so u will be able to hijack their spaceship and make billions on their tech. or rule the world with ur new toy.
or hope they r allergic.
or actually share it, but that wouldn't be the human thing to do.
2006-12-04 13:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by implosion13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋