A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then
he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped
his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the
alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and
the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The
man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.........."I'll try it; just
don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
2006-12-04 05:01:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I know that if some hot dude with those kinda balls started flashing himself like that in a bar...IT'D BE ME!
2006-12-04 05:02:08 · update #1
LMAO!!!!..thanks for the chuckle...and the next time I'm in a bar I'll be looking for you.....
2006-12-04 05:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dats so dame funny hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
dat would so be me
if da guy was Maverick Peterson
2006-12-04 05:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by sweetness 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No , thats not for me . I would prefer a smack across the penis with a # 2 pencil !
2006-12-04 05:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great Brazenone!
2006-12-04 05:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Karen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GAAA!! No, that's not me, but it's pretty funny.
2006-12-04 05:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are sooo silly :) That was a good one.
2006-12-04 05:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by stella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhhhaaaahhhaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa
2006-12-04 05:02:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
freaky...
2006-12-04 05:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋