• A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon.
Brit: That's a lie, she wouldn't be able to walk if it was.
French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste.
• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.
• A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…
• Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
• A professor was asked to give a talk on Sex
When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..."
And he sat back down.
• Did you hear about the blind man who was walking down the street and as he passed the fish market he tipped his hat and said, "Good evening ladies.
2006-12-04 04:55:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks
2006-12-04 05:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely excellent especially the one about the French and British Gynecologists 10/10
2006-12-04 13:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.
2006-12-04 12:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny I like all of those exspecially the last one hahahahahahaaha :-)) Keep it up.
2006-12-04 13:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by Precious S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it, nice 1
love the blind man the best
2006-12-04 13:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... very funny!!! one thumbs up for you.
2006-12-04 13:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i liked the last one! damn tuna....
2006-12-04 13:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-12-04 12:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by tulip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋