"Lord b4 i lay down 2 sleep i pray 4 a man who's not a creep!
One who's handsome,smart & strong one who's wi--y is thick & long! Oh send me a man who's thoughtful & kind makes love to my body won't f--k with my mind!But as i kneel here and pray by my bed i look at the w--ker u sent me instead!
Amen
2006-12-04 04:47:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG girl you are cracking me up. you are awesome, keep up the good work!!!
2006-12-04 04:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by mmh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd better pray a bit harder next time. Sweet dreams !
2006-12-04 12:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she is praying 4 me - hehehe such a funny stuff - haha LoL
2006-12-04 12:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When God made Man,
He made him out of string;
He had a little left over,
So he made a little thing.
When God made Woman,
He made her out of lace;
He didn't have enough,
So he left a little space.
Here's to space...
Amen.
2006-12-04 13:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its super hun and its funny and i dont think you needed us 2 tell u that u have been fishin 4 compliments! lol :) x
2006-12-04 12:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Its kinda cute
2006-12-04 12:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny /I am here on my knees waiting for you.
2006-12-04 12:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i pray lord also before i wake .... away from me, this man, you'll take.
2006-12-04 12:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's SO funny!
*coughcough*
2006-12-04 12:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by Dude~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that is really good ha ha
2006-12-04 13:27:43 · answer #10 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋