Hi !
I seem to fart quite a lot, no problem, as they are not smelly ones.
I have a very decent diet, and don't fill myself with gassy beer.
Neverthelesss, my bottom goes "proop" now, then & often.
Great fun, a source of humour.
Anyone else in a similar state of affairs ?
Bob.
2006-12-04 04:31:55 · 15 answers · asked by Bob the Boat 6 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face
Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place
Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
Shify yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it disnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almichty it fairly reeks
Hope a huvnae s**t ma breeks
Tae the bog a better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or twa are nearly bokin
A'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wis him! A shout wi' accusin glower
Alas too late, he's jist keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome ony mair
Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free
Sounds like jist the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' wan wee farty
2006-12-04 05:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by John E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"proop" "proop" "proop" "proop" "proop" "proop" "proop"
All the time Yeah?
So long as they are not smelling you are fine
Make sure you do not rip or "proop" it out in public it is embarrassing.
I'm sorry about that but you must see a doctor before you "proop" "proop" more than you should be.
If you drink coke or fizzy drink sometimes just lay it off.
If you eat a lot of beans reduce them. rink water to wash down your food.
"proop" "proop" See A Doctor.
2006-12-04 05:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it type of feels that you're out grunted with the aid of his relatives! pork up on baked beans or curry. A Fart an afternoon facilitates paintings relax and play! jogs my memory of an previous Turkish girlfriend her relatives were chuffed in case you grunted,exhibits you had loved the meal! In Libya Col Qaddafi at the same time as interviewed with the aid of i imagine John Snow Grunted for the time of!
2016-11-23 16:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, I fart all the time. I fart in elevators or anywhere. If I know it's going to be a silent one, I head right for a crowd and let it go.
2006-12-04 04:37:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but i envy you in a way. You don't even have to bother thinking of jokes. You can just fart instead. Use your gift wisely and bring joy to the world.
2006-12-04 04:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by Bacon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone gets gas, and everyone farts. All you can really do is monitor what foods are worse for you. They also make some OTC drugs that work pretty well.
2006-12-04 04:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During the winter I enjoy and my friends enjoy this farting I do as I light them to keep the room warmer. and they save $ on the heating bill.!
2006-12-04 04:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What to do? Just do what Fat Bastard does. Let rip and then comment "I fearted!". Always an ice-breaker when starting a new job, first date, at a funeral, etc.
Happy farting!
2006-12-04 04:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Egg 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this may sound silly, but do you eat quickly? if you do you could be gulping down air which would contribute to flatulence. you can getr some good home remedies from places like Holland and Barrett.
2006-12-04 04:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by serephina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I very rarely fart unless I am taking a crap which makes me fart a lot. HAHAHA!
2006-12-04 04:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋