A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
2006-12-04 04:27:20 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! wish i could give u 5 thumbs up for this one but ... anyways here u have one!
2006-12-06 09:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by whatever 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-12-05 00:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by ananthramtejas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I certainly enjoyed your joke ,It is extremely funny .
I have seen one like this before but the format of yours-is much,much better,10/10
2006-12-04 04:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 out of 100
2 GUD
2006-12-05 03:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor milkman he got miilked LOL
2006-12-04 04:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny- picture the man spending a day in hell only to find out his son is not really his!!!!
2006-12-06 16:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by monica06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one i didnt see that coming!!!! ;] 10/10 n a thumbs up!!
2006-12-04 04:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kazaal k... that's hella funny! LOL! but i think it's more of a reality than a joke these days!
2006-12-04 04:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny right there i dont care who ya are
2006-12-04 04:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by missy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaahaaaaaaa the mother is a f*cker looooooool ROFL LMFAO
2006-12-04 04:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahut acchaa joke thaa...never heard before, I thoroughly enjoyed it :-)))))
2006-12-04 04:59:48 · answer #11 · answered by CURIOUS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋