my boss reckons if you were hit over the head with a frozen chicken you would more than likely die, i think you would more than likely survive. somebody is holding the chicken.... so couldnt be dropped from a great height or anything. and lets assume the attacker is of average strength. i think even if the attacked is asleep the chicken hit would wake you up rather than kill outright, and if your awake you can fend off the chicken blows. any answers gratefully appreciated.
2006-12-04 04:25:38 · 25 answers · asked by zzzprufrock 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It depends on what part of the head it hits. I'd say no, you'd survive.
2006-12-04 04:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! This is a crazy question but also interesting. So let's see....I think it would depend on several variables.
1. How big the person is that is being struck
2. The velocity of the chicken before it strikes the victim's head.
3. The weight and size of the chicken
4. And lastly, what part of the frozen bird actually hits the victim (ie: bone or meat).
Assuming it's an avg. size man (160 lbs) in good health, i'd say he''ll survive the attack but have a very large bruise & one hell of a headache when he finally comes to!
2006-12-04 04:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by goodguy126 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course it depends on what part of the head is hit. A sharp blow to the temple could kill a person. Otherwise, you are unlikely to die by being hit with a frozen chicken. Do you have anything better to worry about?
2006-12-04 04:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by rollo_tomassi423 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably die if they hit me with a frozen chicken. Either from laughing too hard because somebody is trying to kill me with a frozen chicken or because they continue hitting me while I am laughing.
2006-12-04 06:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by cwisinski99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say it could kill you if you were hit hard enough in the right place. A frozen chicken could be seen as a blunt object! Those pesky frozen chickens are lethal killing machines!
2006-12-04 04:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by Alana B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the risk of permentant injury is too high to risk finding out the answer also the answer depends on luck bad or good .
age. health problems
but in general if only hit one time with a chicken i think most often a adult would not die
2006-12-04 04:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know. Why don't you have your boss hit you upside the head with a frozen chicken and let us know what happens. Just don't get bird flu, cause then you've got no chance.
2006-12-04 04:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by nursie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was hit by frozen chickens on 4 occasions last week,aside from a headache,no problem!!
2006-12-04 04:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the chicken is 5 pounds and frozen solid, an impact in the head of 100 mph would kill you.
2006-12-04 04:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your boss could be right/ If the Chicken was stuffed and dropped from a great height I think you would be too.
2006-12-04 04:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋