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If a canoe falls up a driveway backwards and looses one of its wheels. Then how many basket balls does it take to fill up the sewer?

Provide # and reason why.

2006-12-04 04:20:41 · 12 answers · asked by on3_l0ne_w0lf 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

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Because Ice Cubes don't have feet!

2006-12-04 04:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by SpIkEz 1 · 0 0

It takes a jackhammer to move the wheel out of the way of the manhole, and then 2 fishing poles to lower the 22 basketballs into the canoe, and then drop them from the driveway.

2006-12-04 04:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0 0

Canoes don't have wheels so I guess it would be none cause depending on how big the sewer is, a basketball can't fit in it.

2006-12-04 04:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by nursie 3 · 0 0

i saw this at the cinema this next wednesday, if the wheel eats enough coco pops (and midwives win over 38% of fistfights against funeral directors) then 11 homesick basket balls will overflow a sewer with below average IQs

2006-12-04 06:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by faxof 1 · 0 1

i think none.

anyway, how does a canoe relate to sewer and does it have wheels??

2006-12-04 04:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the first bit has NOTHING to do with the second bit.
none, the sewer is full up with disgusting gloop

2006-12-04 04:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not sure but maybe you can answer this, who has taken more balls to the face, Babe Ruth or Paris Hilton?

2006-12-04 04:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by al p 3 · 2 0

It's too difficult to know.....but will come back to see the right answers.

2006-12-04 04:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

simple..the answer is 42..thats the answer to every stupid question

2006-12-04 04:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by CaptCanuck23 2 · 0 0

1 million billion and my reason hmm.....I dont have one ;]

2006-12-04 04:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0 0

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