THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced Of her
own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a Warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, But no
one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq.....
2006-12-04 04:17:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-04 04:17:50 · update #1
best you have writen always laughing loved it 10/10
2006-12-04 04:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...10/10
2006-12-04 13:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After 70 she's usually so fat she would have to fart to give a man a clue !!!
Whats the Iraq bit?
Wild and exciting, where everyone gets screwed by USA?
Takes a long time to get out-- and unsure if the jobs been well done?
No-one knows why they are in there but it looked good at first?
My Dad did it so I thought I would try?
Its a new game show!!- I'm a soldier -for f-cks sake get me out of here?
2006-12-04 12:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you completely,this does sum up the geography of a woman ,Your short description of a mans geography is not to far from the truth.
Very amusing9/10.
2006-12-04 12:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Under the Spell of America ?
2006-12-04 12:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-12-04 12:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless! I wish I could give YOU the 10 pts.
2006-12-04 12:21:20 · answer #7 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank f*ck i'v still got 11 yrs to go , lol
2006-12-04 13:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Constantly being opressed and only has a few thing to do to fight back.
2006-12-04 12:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by on3_l0ne_w0lf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha xD bery nice one gotta tell me mates that ty !!!!!!!!!! 11/10
2006-12-04 12:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋