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Police said he should be out by the morning for interviews.

2006-12-04 03:57:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Police told him they'd collected a large body of evidence, all the fingers were pointing at him and he was up to his neck in it. He was furious, nearly biting their heads off. He said that a man had passed through this way but he was off his face and the police couldn't piece the bare bones of the crime together. The victim couldn't comment in person, having been dumped earlier that day.

2006-12-04 04:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2 1

This is similar to 'Cannibal swallows man whole'. A police spokesman said "We are looking into it."

2006-12-04 04:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Frank Furillo 5 · 1 0

Try again only 2/10 for this one.

Same as police looking for thief who stole a toilet, but found they had nothing to go on.

2006-12-04 03:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1 0

If he was a TRAINed caniball then he should know to CHUH -CHUH before swallowing.

2006-12-04 04:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you dont need to be a cannibal to do that, some women can do it no bother

2006-12-04 04:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Shouldn't think he'll feel like talking !

2006-12-04 04:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

funny!

2006-12-04 04:26:47 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1 0

LOL....well done

2006-12-04 03:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

haha..funny...did you make that up

2006-12-04 05:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1 0

lol

2006-12-04 04:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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