Quickies..?

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Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring the fire under
control........and another 3
hours to bring the firemen under control.

Lady : "I want a good vibrator";
Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall";
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one";
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";

Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where
others look for pleasure!!!

"Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms before a hot date.
Girl laughs and hugs her mother
"Times have changed, Mum. I'm dating Susan.

A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied:
"Depends, If I Can find a
Phone"

Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!

2006-12-04 03:31:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

really good well done

2006-12-04 03:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Nice ones. So I've heard !!!

Woman has been accepted for artificial insemination and goes to doctors for it to be done.
She's told to get fully stripped and lie down.
Doctor comes in naked with a big stiffie.
She asked "whats going on" to which he replied, weve run out so you'll have to have it draft.

2006-12-04 04:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Oh, chrisjoker. the situation hast thou been? My day hast been lacking in mirthsome extreme high quality, yea, thou returnst and avail us of thy tomfoolery. I laughed with exeptional volume. LOL. sturdy stuff, fella.

2016-12-13 19:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by criddle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

this arab shiek was bragging to his mate he had 6 wives and on monday he has sex with wife number 1 tuesday wife number 2 and so on. mate says hold on thats only six what about sunday? sheik replies "oh thats easy, on sunday i have all six together"

2006-12-04 03:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋

I like them.

2006-12-04 04:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Glad to see you back, ta.

2006-12-04 03:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋