Here I go wondering again..?

Question

I was wondering who's the oldest and youngest on here..? So state your age.. I know we can't get a deffinate answer.. So I'm just asking in this category.. It's gonna be hard to choose best answer.. So erm.. Give me TWO short reasons to pick yours.. Otherwise, jus have the 2 points lol..

Oh, I'm 20 by the way.. July 1986

Answer 1

Im 56 and I would like to earn 10 points with this joke PLEASE!!


Moral of the story?
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….

And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!

Answer 2

i am 28

two raesons for the 10 pintr would be answering the lame question in the first palce and secondly for this

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one
day,
> he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
>
> The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years
old.
> It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it,
and
> asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10
years."
>
> "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the
bike
>is
> outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it
> from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
>
> That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
>parents.
> Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter
the
> house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something
about my
> family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact,
the
> first person who says anything during dinner has to do the
dishes."
> "No problem," he says. And in they go.
>
> Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
huge
> stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of
dishes.
> Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks,
dirty
> dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
word.
>
> As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the
situation. So
> he leans over and kisses Sandra.
>
> No one says a word.
>
> So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
>
> Still, nobody says a word.
>
> So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on
the
> table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His
> girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid,and
her mom
> horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
>
> He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he
grabs
>the
> mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her
every
> which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is
furious
> and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
>
> All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
> Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket.
> Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
>
>"All right, that's enough, I'll do the f...king dishes."

Answer 3

16 yrs i'm really 16 my birthday is on the 13/8/90
and i like to earn the 10 pionts

Answer 4

I'm 47 and mrs average.
I know i'm mrs average because a website told me i was.
At the beginning of november i was looking at property prices on my street and it told me that the average age for my street was 47.4yrs as I was born at the end of June that made me 47.4yrs spooky eh, I wonder how they knew.

Answer 5

Im 20, seems pretty young still feel like im about 14!!

Give me the 10 points cos im in work and its boring and im really hungover today so you could really cheer me up!

Answer 6

I am 41

2 reasons to give me the 10 points...
1.)My 4 kids had a snow day today, and are driving me nuts.
2.)Show some respect for me,the oldest one here.

Thank you:)

Answer 7

i am 36

1) i seem to be the average age of people answering this question
(i thought there was a minimum age to be on answers)
2) the first time i take a week off work - it pours down, please make me happier with 10 points --- lol
:-)

Answer 8

i'm 16. honestly, i am. 2 reasons to pick me? uhmmm... well...i've finished page 1 of the novel i'm writing and, reason 2, i am really writing a novel.

hope you'll watch out for it! it will be out in a few years, hopefully.

Answer 9

I remember Churchill when he was swimming around in his old man's nuts.
10 points! I don't need no stinking 10 points!

Answer 10

16 caus ei am the coolest sk8r on here except maybe elmentalit2006 or toymachine 04 there just as cool