I'm about to tattoo my penis - should it be hard or soft before i begin?

Question

For those who are wondering - I'm tattooing 'THE BOSS" on to it, so I can ask people to shake hands with The Boss

AND TO THE SAD VIOLATION MUPPETTS - ITS A SERIOUS QUESTION AND I ONLY GET ONE CHANCE AT THIS!

Answer 1

Depends whether there's enough of it on the slack to get The Boss onto.

Or maybe you could just adjust the font size?

Answer 2

You need to discuss this with your body artist before you walk in to get it done. Questions like, "I want to get a tattoo on my penis; is there anything special I have to do to make sure it can be applied right?"

Of course, considering the pain of getting a needle pricking the skin of your penis again and again, I doubt you could maintain an erection through it.

Lastly, and I know you're going to be offended, but the reason to get that tattoo is questionable. Tattooing is permanent; your sense of humor will change. Also, a lot of women might be incredibly put off by the tattoo itself; I know if I saw that or was told "Shake hands with The Boss", I'd smile politely and walk away then (as callous as this sounds) probably talk to the other women in the bar about how crass you were to me -- which they would agree with because it is rude to ask for a hand job, even couched in amusing overtones.

Consider what you're doing seriously (I'd give it until March) to see whether or not the price is worth paying.

Answer 3

This is completely normal! My friend had a HUGE problem with this. He was also a virgin and he and his girlfriend didn't have sex because they couldn't. She insisted he had to wear a condom and he couldn't get the condom on without going soft. My suggestion for you and everyone else in the world, BIRTH CONTROL. If you are both virgins, you dont have to worry about STDs. Its not about being nervous either. If your girlfriend cant get birth control (the only way she couldn't is if she's too young and doesn't want to ask her parents) then i would suggest having her put the condom on you. Otherwise, you're just gonna have to find a girl who is smart enough to be on birth control already.

Answer 4

Serious question? A serious answer! Make sure it is soft because if it's not it soon will be once you start sticking a needle in it. I tattooed mine years ago and believe me it is not the sort of thing I would recommend anyone else doing. Had on mine ALL FOR YOU (girls name) and since then I've been out with quite a few women and married twice and nothing like a tattoo like that to turn things sour. I would recommend you don't do it.

Answer 5

Depends on how big the tat is etc. Talk to the tattooist about it. But make sure to use an antibacterial penis health creme after you get it done because the risk of infection is quite high. I recommend Man1 Man Oil.. it has brought me through two penis tats with no complications whatsoever. It's good stuff. Cheers.

Answer 6

haha wouldnt that be funny as **** Anyways um even if you did go in hard as soon as that needle hits it wont be hard anymore. So pick a lettering that will fit when its soft and streach when your hard that way either way you'll be good. Good luck I wish I could know the out come of this one. And dont worry you artist will give you all the details. As an artist I suggest you find a good one. Not an average everrday joe that thinks he/she can tat....

Answer 7

That's just sad. You mean your pennis is the boss and not you? Well, you are a man so I'm not that surprised. I think u shd get that tattoo accross you upper back instead of ur third leg. No one wants to shake hands with that kinda boss (except if they're getting paid).

Answer 8

I would to get tattoo on my penis along with a PA piercing. I can not find artist to do it. I know it will not stay hard during to procedure. I know the pain will be bad. I am going to a snake or dragon on it.

Answer 9

i think i would do it soft i wouldnt even begin to imagine the pain you will be in getting that done and surely there is something better than the boss that will only work for so long remember its like getting a girl tatooed on ya nine times out of ten you want it removed and thats a sore place to get a cover up done ouch

Answer 10

it may be difficult to mentain firmness an it is a natural reflex for your body to try and protect its self agaist pain so expect your penis to withdraw which could make tattoing difficult the tong's that are used in body peircing to stretch an hold skin firm in place to peirce may be usefull your artist might need extra pair of hand to do this,and iv known guy's who have taken viagra to help maintain penis through tatooing

Answer 11

It should be soft because no matter male of female whos doin the tattoo, if your penis is being touched gently, you are going to get aroused and become hard.