A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around
the block?
Mum replies, "No because she is in heat."
What's that mean?" asked the child.
Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
petrol and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
"I've heard that's supposed to work. Okay, you can go now, but
keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog
on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down
the block, so another dog is pushing her home.
2006-12-04 02:56:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dirty dog but i like it 10/10
2006-12-04 02:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good one:
a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.
that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.
her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"
2006-12-04 02:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ok. Nothing I would fall out of my seat over. I did chuckle though. Let's hear another.
2006-12-04 03:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey
Good one, One need to understand one joke to realy laugh and i did understand.If u have made that joke on your own Post it in those joke sites
Best wishes
Chulan
2006-12-04 03:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by ~Insanity Has Taken Over~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely funny
2006-12-04 02:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by mark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think its funny!!!
My mates dog was like that the over week... wasnt to gd!!
haha!!!
2006-12-04 02:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by •♥•mj•♥• 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good LOVE IT
2006-12-04 02:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by donna_and_kai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vaguely amusing. Not a full on belly laugh, but a small titter!
2006-12-04 02:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't think i'll bother filling the tank !
2006-12-04 03:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2006-12-04 02:58:38 · answer #10 · answered by shadouse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋