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This guy approched his wife everynight and has had the same reply for months: "Sweetie, not tonight, I've got a headache!" One night though, as she was asleep, he tossed two aspirins down her throat... she wakes up in panic, and asks what´s going on.

"Baby, it's just a couple of aspirins," he replies...

"What?! But I haven´t got a headache!"

He stares at her calmly and says: "That's excellent! In that case we're getting down to business."

2006-12-04 02:52:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

sometimes i don't feel like doin it, but 4 months is just wayyyyy to long for me to go without. i think this is a funny joke (hopefully it was a joke)

2006-12-04 02:56:59 · answer #1 · answered by bcos 2 · 0 0

That's wierd. Consider though that whenever you have a headache and you take a nap that you feel better when you wake up. Probably the same situation with her. But for months? She needs to get that checked. At the same time, he doesn't need to ask for sex every night! Take a night off man! Dang!

2006-12-04 10:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 0 0

Maybe he isn't worth getting naked for?? If the sex isn't that good, what's the point of taking your clothes off? Are you always doing the same thing when you are lucky enough to have sex? Try to mix it up a bit, show her you know different moves. Make it interesting or buy some magazines and lotion...........

2006-12-04 10:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by fedupwithu 2 · 0 0

Bwhahaha

2006-12-04 10:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sounds like a lye tell her put out are get out thats what my hubby would say

2006-12-04 10:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, she's most definitly lying, maybe he was not good, maybe he didn't satisfy her, or maybe she's getting it somewhere else. But she's deditnely lying.

2006-12-04 10:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by Secret S 1 · 0 0

Maybe for some reason, she is just not that much into him!

2006-12-04 10:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by roseannetb@verizon.net 6 · 0 0

She is probably cheating on him.

2006-12-04 10:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jack Knauf 2 · 0 0

i think she is lying

2006-12-04 10:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Kathleen H 1 · 0 0

she is lying

2006-12-04 10:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by damstar2006 1 · 0 0

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