I was outside bundled up with our puppies this morning when, like every morning they pounced on me while I was bent over petting them, doing so with enough force to knock me over... They did climbed up on me, walked up to my head, one stole my hat, and the other one licked/chewed my ears while I struggled to get up.
2006-12-04 03:43:25
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answered by dstall44 2
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I have a couple but one's more gross than anything. One saturday mourning my parents were still in bed while me and my bro were up eating breakfast. My brother made himself a bowl of oatmeal. As creatures of habit we always sat in the same seat despite the fact that no one else was at the table. My brother always had to squeeze between my seat and the wall. My brother took his oatmeal out of the microwave and got to his seat only to realize he forgot his glass of milk. As he got up he spilt the oatmeal on his foot. Thinking nothing of it he tips the bowl back over and begins to hop to the sink to wash off the oatmeal. About halfway there the pain hits him, it is boiling hot oatmeal and he screams "HOT!!!" and begins kicking his foot. There was oatmeal on the ceiling on the walls. No one in the house saw it but me and whenever I tell the story no one laughs but to this day I still think it is hilarious maybe you had to be there.
Here is one I was to young to remember. When I was in kindergarden we got this new dog. We had a mallberry tree in the backyard and it would drop mallberries on the ground. Well our dog use to sit out back eating whatever mallberries that use to fall from the tree. Well aparently the dogs stomach didn't like the mallberries as much as she did cuz when she was inside she got up and made a wimpering noise. My mom said, "What's wrong Cinniy" and right then the dog's butt exploded with diarreah all over the wall. I can't tell this story either I need to take a class on joke telling.
Well I don't know if these stories are cute but there stories.
2006-12-04 10:52:07
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answered by Ben V 3
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I hadn't been with my bf for very long and it just happened to be mother's day. I had no idea he was coming over but when he did, he bought my mother a bouquet of flowers. I thought it was so sweet.
Usually you have to ask the guy to maybe get a card. Not this one, he did this all on his own.
I thought it was cute!
2006-12-04 10:42:19
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answered by Minouners 3
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My oldest son (12) and my middle son (9) were playing playstation games this weekend and I hear my middle son say "HA! Take that old man!"
2006-12-04 10:36:17
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answered by Anonymous
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cute...hmm...well...my ex was a bit romantic...but turns out he was a player..sorat...some things he said were true,...other were lies, but he used to tell me that i was beautiful and to never let anyone tell me other wise...he still tells me that even though i told him not to talk to me anymore....psh and he was the one who dumped me!
2006-12-04 10:36:35
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answered by So over-used 2
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no none
2006-12-04 10:33:51
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answered by LYDZII3 2
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