1. Due to a power cut only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold the flashlight over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed thre yeear old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ..........smack his **** again.
2. Clumsy ? Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding 2 bottles of bleach, then unrinating into it before jumping in.
2006-12-04 01:46:53 · 10 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we all did just to young to remember,,,,
2006-12-04 02:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by cookie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha.
2006-12-04 01:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah the first one was great 10 outa 10 !
2006-12-04 01:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
1. Depending on who the children are (some can take it, some can't)
Funny though
2006-12-05 07:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by ArcyQwerty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....
I think some kids can take watching childbirth. Know your child!
2006-12-04 01:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by danielleb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-12-09 12:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. hilarious ones. lol
2006-12-04 01:52:15 · answer #7 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the first part, no kids shouldn't, i'm 23 and still find it gross to watch, for the second part, i'm not that clumsy that i require others to cut my veg for me and as for the third part, eeeeewwwww, how gross are you?
2006-12-04 01:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by tribalgirlie 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
haha those made my day!
2006-12-04 01:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by •*Ҳ̸ҳ[Miss C]ҳ̸Ҳ*• 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe....
2006-12-04 01:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋