Because he only empties his sack once a year!
2006-12-04 01:41:58 · 24 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh...
2006-12-04 01:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 16:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by wiltshire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Mrs. Claus is the happiest person because, well, have you seen the size of the north pole?? ♥
2006-12-04 01:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Butterfly ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 04:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like a penguin does in October (true)
2006-12-04 03:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz he's the only one hu works on christmas
2006-12-04 01:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by damnkid1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His wife is unlucky too. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's in her stocking.
2006-12-04 01:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by _______ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a a funnier answer to the joke. Not sure what it is though!!
2006-12-04 01:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does that explain why there are no santa youngsters or is that why Christmas is over so quickly?
2006-12-04 02:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, but its enough to fill the world with joy. beat that.
2006-12-04 01:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm hahaaha
2006-12-04 01:51:39 · answer #11 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋