Has anybody ever got very drunk in a club, gone for a wee and done a big piss dribble on the front of their trousers? I have. How did you deal with it?
2006-12-04 01:37:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Nope!
But I have fallen asleep in the loo's in a nightclub.
I woke up just after 3am, 1 hour arter the club had closed.
The staff, who were having their after work drink, let me out!
Tutting, they were.
2006-12-07 00:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear dark pants, Or if it's a niteclub I bet you could'nt see it anyway, are you going to make a habit of this? If you are then go into the cubicles and pull down your pants and sit on the bog, I forgot to pull down my knickers once, I was very drunk, Had to take them off and discard them I found the whole thing quite funny at the time, next day I was gutted as they were hot knickers, part of a set, and the fact that some poor sole would have to pick my soddy pants up in the toilet clean up operation... maybe they took them home gave em a wash and they are still being enjoyed to this day... thats the ending I would like to have for them.....My advice just laugh about it,,, I don't think you will do it again as you will remember this time and how it made you feel????
2006-12-04 02:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A really good honest question. If you are going out on the lash, wear dark trousers, if the worst happens go into one of the loo cubicles and rub the wet bit vigerously with a clean hankie- the heat friction helps dry the fabric. If really pi**ed just splash copious amounts of water on youself as a disguise, stagger about a bit and no on wil take any notice.
2006-12-06 01:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by Trixie Bordello 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The British do not call that getting pissed. All that getting pissed means is getting drunk, which is why we laugh at you Americans when you say that you were 'pissed with someone' you missed out the word off, which makes a completely different meaning.
Anyway, to the question! I would splash more water on if I were you, then use the hand dryer to get as much off as possible.
2006-12-04 02:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by As You Like It 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes this can happen, when u are under the influence of a little bittoo much alcohol. But I think it may happen to everybody at least once, so do not worry, just forget it..
2006-12-08 21:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Justine T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got exremely drunk at a club once and went into the bathroom and I had a dress on and panty hose. I pulled my dress up to sit on the toilet and forgot to pull down my panties and my panty hose...I took them off and threw them away.
2006-12-04 01:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan's mom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just splash some water on your shirt before leaving the restroom.....and as for "As you like it's" answer.....get over laughing at "us americans" because our vocabulary and meanings are different from yours before I show you how to "take your tea" right up your ***
2006-12-04 02:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by xovenusxo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but i have stopped on the side of the road usually under a street light,thinking no-one will ever see me, hitched up my skirt and had a wee.embarrassing or what
2006-12-08 00:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by lola 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spill a drink down the front of you in the sight of everyone.
but honestly, lots of people have pee on themselves when they get really drunk.
2006-12-04 01:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, make sure I wear black trousers all the time.
2006-12-04 01:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋