not just tee hee ha ha but seriously hilarious.
Please share.
2006-12-04 01:30:33 · 6 answers · asked by Dude 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A coroner goes to the mortuary and the mortuary attendant says there 3 dead bodies here all with a smile on their face. The coroner has a look at the first body and asks how he had died. The mortuary attendant says "this is an englishman he was making love to his wife when died so that is why he has a smile on his face." The coroner then asks the same question about the second body. The attendant says "this is a scotsman he drank himself to death that is why he is smiling". The coroner then asks about the third body. The attendant says "this is an irishman he was struck by lightning". The coroner says "then why is he smiling?" The attendant answers......................................................................................................."because he thought he was having his photo taken."
2006-12-04 01:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i think this ones a tee hee but here goes
Hear about the blonde who reduced her husband to tears, she told him that she’s getting better at reversing coz she reversed the car out of the garage this morning, unfortunately he had reversed the Ferrari into the garage the night before
2006-12-04 01:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, John Hurt in Alien.
2006-12-04 01:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was sent this one:
a wife goes 2 a chemist n asks for Viagra tablets. da chmist says" Tell yr hubby 2 swallow 'em quickly or he'll get a stiff Neck."
2006-12-04 02:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What do you get at your neighbor's garage sale??
You get all your stuff back!
2006-12-04 01:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Joni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-04 01:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋