and because its monday, why are all of us, the pathetic lozers, online at yahoo insted of school or work? i just need a funny excuse to cheer me up, im sick.(cough cough)
2006-12-04 01:19:58 · 12 answers · asked by star42430 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(cough, laugh, cough)
i understand we r all bored, why else would i be here? but how boring is work and how do we all get away with it?
2006-12-04 01:27:09 · update #1
I'm sitting at work with nothing to do. I guess we just get away with it because everyone else knows that there's absolutely nothing to do. Plus it kinda looks like I'm working when I'm typing! ;)
2006-12-04 02:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to cheer up then I give you some thing which you like.
Gift From Little Johnny
On the last day of kindergarden, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," little Johnny answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
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A Blonde and a Farmer
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I
have one?"
"ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one"
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"
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2006-12-04 09:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked last night, and I just got home, so I put in my time all ready. I can spend the rest of the day any way I want to! (Which means I'll probably be sleeping in about an hour)
2006-12-04 09:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are all on yahoo, posing questions and finding answers to life's mysteries!
2006-12-04 09:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by that_one_day 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I am in work, but online. Wath a problem?
2006-12-04 09:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Edelvito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, im here because its almost 9:30 am, and i dont go to work till 2 pm,,,,, my shifts change, sometimes i go at 3 am,, sometimes at 9 pm,,,,,
2006-12-04 09:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by dlin333 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I am at work and my boss is sitting right accross me thinking that I'm working.... :)
2006-12-04 09:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by KOUKLA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then theres those of us who are bored as hell at work! feel better soon!
2006-12-04 09:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
were losers yet your here with us?join the club lol
2006-12-04 09:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im very bored.
2006-12-04 09:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by chris f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋