give some really nice jokes. Jokes not as that person went there and this happened and hahaha.
I want the modern style jokes. Like some letters written to people with alot of mistakes, ads published with mistakes, reasons for whatevr, smoking is good becuz.its bad bcuz......... You get it? This type of jokes
2006-12-04 01:10:22 · 6 answers · asked by Faizan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
two, dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and saved the lives of the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lies are true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!
the children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Mary; she's a lawyer,' or
'That's Tom. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead
HOPE U ENJOY!
2006-12-04 01:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i wish i could leave you a joke but i kant bcuae this hole word i smessed up mean meen look at this world its all a joke. hahaha lol. i know it was crapy.
2006-12-04 01:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by Janet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-04 01:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard second hand smoke is worse than firsthand...therefore, i am saving my own life by smoking instead
2006-12-04 01:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-04 01:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ebaum's world jokes.
2006-12-04 01:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋