I have a story to tell about a santa clause at Time Square. It was my birthday and I went to Time Square to go shop and stuff. It was me my friends my dad and my aunt and uncle. So im headed to the eb games store right and i head up the escalader and see santa clause like any other santa clause asking kids what they want for christmas. it was real late at night so he was almost finished for the day. after i come out of the ebgames store i head to the store next to it. some hat store and i go look around. on my way to the hat store santa only had 2 more people in line. so i went in the hat store and then came out like 5 minutes later. we were heading home. so heading to the escalader i saw santa was gone so i was like o i guess he was done for that night. so were on the escalator heading down and i look to my right and guess what i see.............santa is out side of victoria secret with a camcorder camera video taping the undergarmets. this dude turned and looked at us and SMILED. :D
2006-12-04 01:08:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
watch out, no present from mrs santa this christmas
2006-12-04 02:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was a real weird Santa. I would get a pic and put it on here so we can all see the horny Santa.
2006-12-04 01:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horny and sick Santa. And yes, for a moment I thought the same as Male 15
2006-12-04 01:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce W. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
perhaps its ur dad because santa cant consistently be everywhere for human beings to work out. So perhaps ur dad is a helper who clothing up for santa as a opt for. and how previous r u/age crew if ur asking this
2016-11-23 16:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I thought I saw someone with a camcorder while I was trying on that lace teddy... What a perv. I hope he put himself on the naughty list this year... ♥
2006-12-04 01:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Butterfly ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, thats one messed up Santa haha. Nice story. For a second I thought it was leading to like, you sitting on his lap and feeling something poking up at you. Thanks for the story!
2006-12-04 01:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Male16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one bad santa O.o
2006-12-04 01:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Mrs. Claus is frigid and he's getting some ideas to dress up Rudolf
2006-12-04 01:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by traila_dwella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my, santa is a bad boy
2006-12-04 01:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ebony 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man, if only you had a camcorder to videotape that. it would be hysterical
2006-12-04 01:11:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋