I need a good laugh. I don't care if they're dirty or not.
2006-12-04 01:05:14 · 6 answers · asked by SHELTIELUVER 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
They both get to look at the pie, but can't eat it.
2006-12-04 01:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lord L 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant. He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen." The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time." "Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
2006-12-04 09:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by Hmmmmm 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One day three FedEx workers were on a flight on a way to send packages to another country. Eventually they crash and the three of them manage to get on a raft to a uninhabited island.... 3 months past and while the were swimming one of them saw a lamp... as the saying goes 'rub a lamp and a geenie comes out' so one of them did it and the geenie said " I'll grant u three wishes, since there are three of u the i shall grant 1 wish to each person.
So the first person said "woow a wish, i wish that i was in a bar with my beer in my hand and my girlfriend in the other" and so the geenie granted it.
The second person said "I wish that i was wit my family enjoying a nice dinner together"
And so the Two people manage to get out of the island and left the third person there and so he said " Gee i don noe wat to wish for, I could wish to be wit my family but i don have one neither a girl friend. But then i'll be left alone on this island gee... I wish those two guys were back here on the island.......
2006-12-04 09:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by damnkid1 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire
what's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
What's brown and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
2006-12-04 09:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by brilioto 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
whats green and white and goes a thousand miles an hour.....
a frog in a blender.
what happens when you add milk.....
Frog Nog.
2006-12-04 09:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by clomtancy 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hmm....... o z z y
2006-12-04 09:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by rrru888 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋