A woman decides that she has had enough of being a closet wife and discusses this with her friend. “What I’m going to do is take golf lessons, then challenge him to a game of golf and beat the f*cking crap out of him. Then he’ll have more respect for me”. She says. Her mate agreed, so off she went to the local golf club. After a few lessons things were not going right and the Golf Pro was getting a bit frustrated. She couldn’t hit the ball no matter how hard she tried. Eventually the Golf Pro said, “Look lady I know you’re trying really hard but the technique seems to be above your head, you can’t hold the club properly no matter how much time I spend instructing you. Try this, hold the club like you hold you old mans c*ck”. With this information she picked up the club and drove the ball 250 yards. The Golf Pro was amazed then said “That was fantastic, now take the club out of your mouth and we’ll try again”………
2006-12-04 00:36:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds a bit hard to swallow !
2006-12-04 01:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, new to me 10 / 10
2006-12-04 01:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good one
she's an expert!
lol
2006-12-04 01:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-04 01:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i agree with ranagwa W. sorry if i spelled ur name wrong.
2006-12-04 01:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.Geiger 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your question was soooooooooooo stupid as can be!!!
From Rangana W
2006-12-04 00:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL..that was a good one...
2006-12-04 01:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, I didn't think it was all that funny
2006-12-04 01:06:48 · answer #8 · answered by Natalie M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehehe
2006-12-04 01:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhahahahahha
that was great
2006-12-04 00:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋