a nun was sitting on a bus with a man in front of her eating a bag of prawns. He would eat the prawn he would throw the head of it behind him and hit the nun with it, the nun threw them out the window evertime. The man then turned around and said to the nun "you know you can get fined up to €1000 for littering !" the nun replied and said "But when i cry rape and they smell your fingers you'll get 10 years jail!!!
2006-12-04 00:07:57 · 16 answers · asked by Metal up ur ass 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What an interesting development.
I assume the humor depends on people thinking that a nun's vagina has an odour reminiscent of beheaded prawns.
This is not the case. My aunt is a nun, and I assure you that her vagina smells like wood glue.
2006-12-04 00:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That one going in the book.
2006-12-04 03:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fishy story ?
2006-12-04 02:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good on the nun!
2006-12-04 00:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. =D Hahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-04 02:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, but what a prawn?
2006-12-04 01:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but...Euuugh minging!
2006-12-04 01:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...that nun is too honest to admit...that she stinks ...lol
2006-12-04 00:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot a confession. cool tho :D
2006-12-04 02:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe lmao lol
2006-12-04 00:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by Tower Of Strength 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋