She is very keen to follow a religion , she spend her whole life cooking and cleaning with my grandpa. My grandpa is a fisherman. He catches 2 fishes everytime when he pray twise. ( with one bait ) plz help me.
2006-12-04 00:04:32 · 17 answers · asked by thomasalvaedddison 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
CHristianity is best for a dumb granny
2006-12-04 00:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Consider Wanjina worship:
WANDJINA: A set of all-powerful and very intriguing Creation Gods.
WALLUNGUNDER, the big boss WANDJINA, came down from the Milky Way during DREAMTIME and created the earth and all its inhabitants. Then he took one look at those inhabitants and headed back home for reinforcements. This was going to be a tricky job.
With the aid of the DREAMTIME-SNAKE, the WANDJINA descended and spent their DREAMTIME creating, teaching and being God-like to the natives. These Gods from the Milky Way were so powerful that they didn't need to speak. So they didn't bother to have mouths.
They were definite good guys, and are still worshipped and respected to this day. (And how many Gods can say that?) Eye-witness reports are thin on the ground, but many ancient cave paintings still exist and show eerie creatures with large heads, huge black eyes and suspiciously spacesuit-like garments. In fact, they look just like Grey aliens from modern U.F.O. abduction scenarios.
Strangely enough, in 1838, a sea captain discovered an amazing treasure trove of Aboriginal artistry, filled with primitive and powerful WANDJINA cave pictures. His name was Captain Grey. Coincidence??? We can't tell you because the Kimberley tribes are very close-mouthed, just like their WANDJINA.
2006-12-04 18:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by My Giant Co.ck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if she is really dumb and wants to avoid any mention of real science possibly having the answer for anything then I think your Grandmother would make a fine Catholic. They have spent the last 2000 years fighting any and all scientific advances at every turn,even if it meant killing one of their own to do it. ( ie: Father Giordano Bruno) They fought in vitro fertilization,in fact I think their official position is still against it,and even here in the 21st century they continue to stand against something as basic as birth control,in other words they are truly as backwards as one can be and still manage to make it by in a modern world. And everything as far as worship is so regimented and ritualized as to completely remove any need for the use of a brain.
AD
2006-12-04 08:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, are you an ingrate. Your grandma is not dumb. If she wants to follow a religion, stay out of it since you obviously have no respect for anyone who thinks differently from you. YOu call her names and show your own stupidity. Even those who follow science should be ashamed of you for mistreating the elderly like that.
2006-12-04 08:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by sister steph 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would think that you would probably want to check them out with her as you obviously cannot spell and have no idea of the proper usage of the spell check located directly above the box you type in with. And your question lacked cohesion. Therefore I would say you could take your pick of them as any will do as long as you do not need to fill out any paperwork to join.
2006-12-04 08:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell her she doesn't need a religion. There are no gods. If your grandpa needs a crutch, buy him a lucky charm. It's cheaper than a church and works just as well.
2006-12-04 08:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmm...it's her choice! Shame, your poor grannyma, imagine how she must feel if you say she's dumb! Pray to the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob! He'll answer you for sure!
2006-12-04 08:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are dumb and uneducated! If this isn't a joke, turn her on to
Jehovah Witness. They have about as little need to understand the
Bible as anyone.
2006-12-04 08:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Islam
2006-12-04 08:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by ALI G 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
No religion can be selected for any souls,up to individual to realize and self believing - in religion and god
2006-12-04 08:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by shaikhmohdmusa 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should be slapped upside the head for calling your grandma dumb.
2006-12-04 08:08:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋