A burglar broke into a house and was rifling through the drawers when he heard a voice behind him….. ‘Jesus is watching you’…. Alarmed he spun around but there was nobody there so he carried on. Again he heard a voice…. ‘Jesus is watching you’… this goes on for five minutes when out of the corner of his eye he spies a parrot sitting in a cage in a darkened corner. “I see” he laughed, “so your Jesus”. ‘No I’m Polly’ says the parrot ‘Jesus is the Rottweiler standing by the door’…..
2006-12-03 22:56:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hope the burglar can run faster than jesus and knows a window he can jump out of. Very funny.
2006-12-03 23:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually Jesus saves.
This particular Jesus kills. :D
2006-12-04 06:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Jesus!!!..lol
2006-12-04 06:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....not heard that for a long time
2006-12-04 06:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-04 07:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i remember hearing this one before but with a different ending,,, shame i cant remember it tho!!!
2006-12-04 07:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by Angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that joke, i've heard it before but had forgotten it!
2006-12-04 07:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope God is on his side !
2006-12-04 06:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That's as good as you! What happens next!?!?!?!?
Oh ... sorry. I don't care.
2006-12-04 06:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by Minmi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like that alot
2006-12-04 12:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by kelly709904 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋