Guy driving along one day, takes a short cut to beat the traffic, the road starts to narrow and eventually becomes a single track road. He suddenly has to brake real hard as a chicken runs across the road in front of him. But he has to look again as this was no ordinary chicken… the bastard had three legs. He follows as best he could and the chicken leads him to a farm. As he drives into the farmyard the old farmer says “can I help you? You look lost”. ‘You are not gonna believe this’ says the man ‘but I’ve just seen a three legged chicken’ “Ahh yes” says the farmer, “them, you see its like this , I have a son, a wife and me and we all like a drumstick with our Sunday dinner, so we bred three legged chickens”, ‘What do they taste like’ says the man. “F*ck knows” says the farmer, “we’ve never yet caught one”.
2006-12-03 22:37:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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still cnt stop laughing
2006-12-05 22:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Amelia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steaks this nighttime. i purchased a large hunk of sirloin and reduce them to my liking and iced over them in ziplock bags with residing house-made marinade and steak spice. All I even ought to do is thaw them, upload slightly more advantageous marinade even as they prepare dinner and they actually melt on your mouth! each and anybody's satisfied even as a good steak is on the grill! of route grilled greens of all varieties which include soaked bbq'd corn interior the husk on the menu for that one, and pro handmade grilled taters too. I only pour a very good wine (for me and for the greens!), some dashes of soya, butter and a sprinkle of vegetable seasoning, marinade and prepare dinner mutually so the flavours blend and they are divine!
2016-11-30 03:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the chicken have a leg to stand on ?
P.S. Is his name Jake?
2006-12-03 23:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still makes me laugh... Wonder if they could cross-breed chickens with centipedes...
2006-12-03 22:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by Zen Azura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have sex with kittens like Lilypond868, and always have the same answer!
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-03 23:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, 8 / 10, lol
2006-12-03 22:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it - quite a long time ago actually
2006-12-03 22:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-03 23:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-12-03 23:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-03 22:51:50 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋