Please excuse any censoring but i'm sure it wont let me write everything.
An american soldier is in france training with the french army.One day he is siting with one of them and is trying to find out what the man does in the way of duties. Problem is that he cant speak very much french and the other guy cant speak english very well. So to speak he decides to use hand signals.
"Are you a paratrooper?" He uses a hand to show a parachute and the other to show the ground. the guy just shrugs his shoulders.
"are you a infantry soldier?" he uses two fingers to show a guy walking. again a shrug.
"are you a gunner?" he holds his hands out and shakes. again a shrug
"are you a spy?" he forms binoculars with his hands, holds them to his eyes and lowers them. again a shrug.
the american gives up and walks away. a little while later the french soldier is talking with some friends, "Man those americans, they sure are fags.. One of them told me that tonight, when the sun goes down,
2006-12-03 22:00:24 · 3 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he's gonna sneak up behind me and screw me till my eyes fall out".
2006-12-03 22:00:46 · update #1